The Wednesday Syndrome
The research by the RSU Team at Oracle says that it has successfully found the visual symptoms for the Wednesday Sndrome.
After a year of serious research, the RSU, famously called after the founders the team, is thrilled to announce these symptoms to the public and quotes that there is a 95% chance that you are hit by the popular Wednesday Syndrome if you have these symptoms.
Symptoms:
1. Not understanding what you are talking.(like for example you say you have three updates to give and give only two as Sandeep did today)
2. NOt remembering to put back the Normal mode on your cell phone facing the consequence of not attending an important call from HQ.
3. Reduced appetite during lunch.
4. Increased sleepy behaviour not only in the afternoon but for the whole day.
5. Reduced output at the work.
6. No interest to neither play nor dance.
7. Coming either too early or too late to work.
8. But leaving very early back home.
(More symptoms yet to come as the research progress further!)
If you find these symptoms (two or more), then there is a high chance that you are suffering from the Wednesday Syndrome and you should immediately consult the RSU team.
Consulting Details:
RSU Team - 5th and 4th floors Lex Towers
Timings - Only on Wednesdays (The syndrome occurs only on Wednesdays.. So there doesn't occur a need to consult on other days!)
After a year of serious research, the RSU, famously called after the founders the team, is thrilled to announce these symptoms to the public and quotes that there is a 95% chance that you are hit by the popular Wednesday Syndrome if you have these symptoms.
Symptoms:
1. Not understanding what you are talking.(like for example you say you have three updates to give and give only two as Sandeep did today)
2. NOt remembering to put back the Normal mode on your cell phone facing the consequence of not attending an important call from HQ.
3. Reduced appetite during lunch.
4. Increased sleepy behaviour not only in the afternoon but for the whole day.
5. Reduced output at the work.
6. No interest to neither play nor dance.
7. Coming either too early or too late to work.
8. But leaving very early back home.
(More symptoms yet to come as the research progress further!)
If you find these symptoms (two or more), then there is a high chance that you are suffering from the Wednesday Syndrome and you should immediately consult the RSU team.
Consulting Details:
RSU Team - 5th and 4th floors Lex Towers
Timings - Only on Wednesdays (The syndrome occurs only on Wednesdays.. So there doesn't occur a need to consult on other days!)
Labels: Crazy
posted by Rakesh at
10:43 PM
2 Comments:
dude.. chk this out sometime.
http://psychesvisage.blogspot.com/2008/03/sweet-memories.html
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